Two fucking years of being in scarecrow trying to find my mates and I've finally found Bert McFucken!
But this isn't going to be anything easy with some fucked up crap going on in scarecrow right now. I need to get my old partner back on top and save Bert's ass before we can get to finding Quinn and Jepha.
After all this is done I think I'm gonna use a hose and some butter to turn the halls of BLI into a fucking slip-n-slide!
*the corners of his mouth curl upward as he grins, somewhat delighted at the fact that someone from his past isn't dead, after all* Fuck me, Danny D—how've you been?